The Three Magi from St. Andgas: Christmas Menu of St. Andgas
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The Three Magi from St. Andgas: Christmas Menu of St. Andgas
St. Andgas 2014 Christmas Songs for the Advanced Programme Booklet 1 Contents Cast of Characters 3 Date & Venue 3 Programme 1 Entrance: Alle sind verrückt nach dem Weihnachtsmann . . . . 2 Prelude: Leise rieselt der Schnee (Snow falls over the trees) . . 3 Glühüwein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Lasst und froh und munter sein (Niklaus Abend war schon da) 5 Krippe im Baum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 De Weihnachts-Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Kommet ihr Hirten (Come all ye shepherds) . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Myrrhe und Gold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Dreimal Heilig König vom Morgenland . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Im Verlies Navidad . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 In der Pferdemetzgerei . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Sind wir Weihnachten voll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 Ich gebar das Christkind . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Jingle Bells . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 War Is Over . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Ta Klaus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 Stille Nacht (Silent Night) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Wir sagen Euch an den lieben Advent (Feuer!) . . . . . . . . . 19 Wenn der Niklaus beißt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Geboren hier im Stall . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 O Tanne(n)baum (Oh Christmas Tree) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 (Ich bekomm’ heut’) Noch ein Päckchen . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23 Josef, Josef . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Christmas-Rock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 Bello . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Christkind stand mir gegenüber . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 Ihr Kinderlein kommet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28 Für Nordic Walking ist’s im Winter doch zu kalt . . . . . . . . 29 Süßer die Glocken nie klingen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 30 Last Christmas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31 Kling Glöckchen klingelingeling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Alle Jahre wieder . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 Tochter Zion (See, the conqu’ring hero comes) . . . . . . . . . . 34 Früher war mehr Lametta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . St. Andgas says “Thank You” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 4 4 4 5 5 5 5 6 6 6 6 7 7 7 7 8 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10 10 11 11 11 12 12 12 12 13 13 14 2 Cast of Characters Chris the Saviour . . . . Virgin Mary . . . . . . . . . Joseph . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Archdaniel . . . . . . . . . . Ohwie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Three Kings . . . . Livestock in the Barn Adam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guitar, vocals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flutes, recorder, vocals . . . . . . . . . . Saxophone, percussion, vocals . . . . Guitar, vocals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bass, ukulele, vocals . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drums, guitar, vocals . . . . . . . . . . . . Lodging and stage logistics, kazoo Sound engineering . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sgt. Christian Slaughter Claudia Allar Patrick Faxe Daniel M. Thomas Bidi Hermann Andreas Alpha L. Adam F. Date & Venue Friday, Wednesday, 5 December 2014, 17 Dezember 2014, 19h30 20h30 Toni Karlsmühle Domfreihof 1a, 54290 Trier, Germany Im Mühlengrund 2, 54318 Mertesdorf, Germany Programme St. Andgas lend the traditional Christmas songs the dignity they have been refused for centuries. some of the melodies are easily recognized, while others have been turned into different but equally well-suited sequences. The beats and tempo of all Christmas songs have been adapted to the new, very expressive style. To emphasise nastiness, the St. Andgas riff-raff have written some of the lyrics themselves. The programme is adapted to the promotors’ time constraints, thus the setlist’s length and order might change. 3 1 Entrance: Alle sind verrückt nach dem Weihnachtsmann Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Sharp dressed man by ZZ Top (Gibbons - Hill - Beard, 1982) Ohwie ZZ Top & St. Andgas (Big bushy beard rock) The Three Kings in personal union open with a short, rhythmic round dance. Moving over to a stamp rock beat the ground is made for the entrance of the beards, loudly and proudly exulting a well-known guitar riff. The verse ends in: Jeder kommt so schnell wie er kann Alle sind verrückt nach dem Weihnachtsmann If you can’t sing or shout in German here is a version for you: All the people rush to get here here To Father Christmas and his crazy deer 2 Prelude: Leise rieselt der Schnee (Snow falls over the trees) Music & Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Leise rieselt der Schnee (Eduard Ebel, ˜1900) St. Andgas (Rock) Extremely harmonic intro with recorder and bass guitar. A warm atmosphere comes up when Chris The Saviour finally whispers the first verse into the microphone. In case you did not come for peaceful ’ ting-a-ling just wait for the second verse: Roaring electric guitars, a tight rock beat from the rhythm section, and Chris The Saviour back in shouting mode. Not really a “hush o’er the land” any more; a quake in progress! 3 Glühüwein Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Tequila by The Champs (Daniel Flores, 1957) Virgin Mary and Joseph St. Andgas (Loud-Latin) Some latin groove in the air, Joseph blows into the Saxophone and finally everybody shouts: “Glüh-hüwein”. Glühwein (Mutted Wine) is an awful hot drink some people love to drink on Christmas markets. It is most often made from cheap wine, sugar, spices and other things that can cause you a terrible headache. In case you miss to sing along the one and only word of text at the end of it: You can do better next time. That song will be repeated as often as the guys need it. 4 4 Lasst und froh und munter sein (Niklaus Abend war schon da) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: The Loop by Rory Gallagher (1990) Lasst uns froh und munter sein (source unknown) Variations by St. Andgas Rory Gallagher & St. Andgas (Bluesrock) Chris The Saviour sings this traditional Christmas lyrics with a lovely Dutch accent. To align the mood of lyrics and music, the silly melody got replaced by Rory, the definite guitar saint from Ireland. This was due to “froh und munter” meaning cheerful and happy, and that works fast and loud only. 5 Krippe im Baum Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Kribbeln im Bauch by Pe Werner (1981) Ohwie Ohwie (Fireplace-Pop) Christmas trees, decoration and illumination come with an potential for conflicts that is at least equal to that of love affairs or alcoholism. This solo performed by Ohwie raises awareness for what we are all longing for. 6 De Weihnachts-Man Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Müsliman by BAP (1986) Müsliman by BAP (1986), last word by St. Andgas BAP & Chris the Saviour It depends on the day’s form whether the ending of the word Weihnachtsmann is pronounced German or English (“Weihnachts-Man”). The latter goes well with the rest of the lyrics, which is almost completely taken from the BAP’s “Müsli-Man”. But don’t think that St. Andgas has simply replaced “Müsliman” by “Weihnachtsman”. The very last word in the song makes the real difference. Tip: They did not, like BAP, make the punk rhyme on krank. Come and hear! Ich denk: "‘Ich spinne, ich bin krank. Da steht der Weihnachtsmann als ...!"’ 7 Kommet ihr Hirten (Come all ye shepherds) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Traditional melody from Czechia Kommet ihr Hirten (Karl Riedel, 1870) St. Andgas (Hardrock) Loud, short, tight. Intro, three verses and a coda in 75 seconds. 5 8 Myrrhe und Gold Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Heart of Gold by Neil Young (1972) Ohwie St. Andgas St. Andgas (Lustrock) The story of the three well-known oriental suppliers trying to accomplish their mission to deliver gold, incense, and myrrh. It did not work according to the plans, but at least two of the deliverables reached the recipient. You may have guessed it: Incense goes joint. 9 Dreimal Heilig König vom Morgenland Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: König von Deutschland by Rio Reiser (1984) The Three Kings St. Andgas (Rock) Every night the stars talk to the Three Kings, telling them what people’s wishes are. The Kings urchase all that is needed and book Saint Nicholas who makes sure the gifts get delivered in time to the people’s homes. ... dünne Barbies und ein dicker Bär zum Schmusen Kaufen wir bei Steif oder Beate Uhse ... Manche Leute wünschen sich ein Flachfernsehen (flach?) Skistöcke zum Wanderngehen Einen Moselwein aus U.S.A. Sekt aus pur Natur und Kaviar ... 10 Im Verlies Navidad Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Felice Navidad by José Feliciano (1970) Ohwie St. Andgas (Navi-Polka) In the “Verlies Navidad” (the Navidad dungeon) the navigation system (“datt navi”) did not work as expected and thus gave the songwriter a hard time; a sh*tty Christmas. 11 In der Pferdemetzgerei Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: In der Weihnachtsbäckerei by Rolf Zuckowski (1987) Virgin Mary Virgin Mary & The Three Kings (vocal duet) Originally the song was about children in the Christmas bakery, only the lyrics have been slightly modified. The St. Andgas version moves the scene to the horse butcher’s and goes about preparing a creative Christmas goulash with kidneys, heart, brain, gin, and - as it is Christmas time - cinnamon. 6 12 Sind wir Weihnachten voll Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd (Roger Waters, 1979) Ohwie St. Andgas (Rock) For some people Christmas is just another opportunity to have a ball. For all of them: Wir brauchen weder Muh noch Mäh Und auch kein Tätärätätä Wir wollen feiern bis es kracht Das Hirn verbiegen - bis der Ohwie lacht 13 Ich gebar das Christkind Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: I shot the Sheriff (Bob Marley, 1973) Ohwie St. Andgas St. Andgas (Groovy with a handful of Reggae) Virgin Mary did not kill a Sheriff, not even a mayor. She has not been accused, and actually nobody wants to know what she is talking. Her confession is a presumption: Ich gebar das Christkind, doch ich schwör’ ich bin noch Jungfrau. That is to say: I gave birth to the holy child, but I swear I’m still a virgin. The phrase to sing along - or rather shout along - is: Still, still, still, weil’s Kindlein schlafen will! Its meaning: Hush, hush, hush, for the little child wants to sleep. 14 Jingle Bells Music & Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Jingle Bells (James Lord Pierpont, 1857) and Genug ist genug by Stoppok (Danny Dziuk & Stephan Stoppok, 2001) St. Andgas (Groove-Rock) An impressive demonstration on how musical opposites attract when played with body and soul. 15 War Is Over Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Happy X-mas (War Is Over) by Plastic Ono Band (John Lennon, 1971) Joseph St. Andgas (Pop-Ballade) John Lennon had turned a song from the 18th century (Stewball ) into his most famous Christmas song to promote peace. The aspiration of the St. Andgas version is lower but equally important: It describes the typical disaster that thousands of families go through on every Christmas and that makes them feeling bad. With a good sense of humor St. Andgas lowers expectations and thus prepares for a really nice Christmas. As a tribute to John Lennon’s creativity the Livestock in the Barn of St. Andgas plays an unpredictable solo. Big fun for the audience, but the rest of the band has to cope with it. 7 16 Ta Klaus Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Lady in Black by Uriah Heep (Ken Hensley, 1970) Santa Claus is Coming to Town (John Frederic Coots & Haven Gillespie, 1934) St. Andgas (Rock) Begins as innocent as the two original songs that have been incorporated into this, but it ends in a disaster. Be afraid! You do have reasons to worry. 17 Stille Nacht (Silent Night) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Black Sabbath (Intro) and Paranoid, both by Black Sabbath (Osbourne - Iommi - Ward - Butler, 1970) Stille Nacht (Joseph Mohr, 1816) St. Andgas (Rock) A long, dark introduction expressing a silent, but horrible night. While in the background a painfully slow guitar theme whines along, voices grown: “Stille Nacht”. But lo and behold! Like an acoustic lightning the Paranoid guitar riff takes away the pain. The hell of “Diabolus in musica” had its 32 bars. Now we are in G major. ’G’ like in “good” or “godly”. ’G’ like in “Glory”. And to this exulting hardrock the now so free voices sing the highlight of every (German) Christmas mass: Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht Alles schläft, einsam wacht ... 18 Wir sagen Euch an den lieben Advent (Feuer!) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Into the Fire by Deep Purple (1970) Ohwie, title and some lines by Maria Ferschl (1954) Deep Purple & St. Andgas The advent escalation: It starts with one candle and at the end of the song the house is burning. Not really a surprise. 19 Wenn der Niklaus beißt Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: When a Blind Man Cries by Deep Purple (Blackmore - Gillan - Glover - Lord - Paice, 1971) Chris the Saviour St. Andgas (Blues) While society starts to speak openly about psychology and depression only now, the St. Andgas folks have broached the issue of depression in its extreme variant: The sad subsistence of Shopping Mall Santa Clauses. The text of this song was written at a very unusual time of the day with the author being in a disastrous mental and physical condition. The result is a pearl of song lyrics. 8 20 Geboren hier im Stall Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Born to be alive von Patrick Hernandes (1979) Ohwie St. Andgas (Disco) Once upon a time, when people had sparkling eyes and glittering eyes, a chart breaker hit the floor and disappeared as fast as he had occurred. What remains is a great disco song that moves people. So easy to sing along and to dance to it! 21 O Tanne(n)baum (Oh Christmas Tree) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Trad. Christmas song O Tannenbaum (unknown author), guitar riff from Whole lotta love by Led Zeppelin (Page - Plant - Bonham - Jones - Dixon, 1969) Christmas song O Tannenbaum by Ernst Anschütz (1824) St. Andgas (Rock) The straight beat and the continuous guitar riff leave room for excessive soloing. During the solo parts the word “tannenbaum” even becomes a guitar sound. And like in trance the choir of the angels repeats again and again: Da’ hol’ do’mal den Tannebaum Da’ hol’ do’mal den Tannebaum Da’ hol’ do’mal den Tannebaum ... 22 (Ich bekomm’ heut’) Noch ein Päckchen Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: (I can’t get no) Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones (Jagger/Richards, 1965) Ohwie The Rolling Stones & St. Andgas The rolling Glitter-Boys might have either expected too much if they cannot get their satisfaction - or they did not take enough care of their presents. Christ der Retter hingegen freut sich hochzufrieden und ausgelassen über das seinige. Erzdaniel zupft eines der bekanntesten Themen der Rockgeschichte im Oktavsatz an und sogleich jubiliert der Retter: Ich bekomm’ heut Noch ein Päckchen Und dazu noch Lecker Plätzchen Und ich freu’, und ich freu’, und ich freu’, und ich freu Mich auf mein Pächchen 9 23 Josef, Josef Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Josie by Peter Maffay (Christian Heilburg - Dion deMucci - Tony Fasce, 1975) Ohwie St. Andgas (almost a cappella) Everybody knows the story about the carpenter and his fiancée on the way to the authorities for the census of population. Textauszug: Josef, Josef es ist soweit Die Wehen werden stärker, drum halte dich bereit Pack jetzt schnell den Esel und nimm all deinen Mut Und Du wirst schon sehen: Alles wird gut Translation: Joseph, Joseph, now it is time Contractions getting stronger, so be prepared Feed and charge the donkey, be tough and valiant And you will see: Everything will be alright. 24 Christmas-Rock Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Jailhouse Rock von Elvis Presley u.a. (Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller, 1957) Ohwie St. Andgas (Rock’n Roll) Great atmosphere in the log hut in Bethlehem: Quicker than expected the baby is in the crib and everybody comes to see: Shepherds, farmers, even kings. As known from song number 8 The Three Kings are already a bit dizzy from smoking incense, the shepherds bring along some beer, and the party is on. Everybody in the whole damn block (-hut!) Is dancing to the Christmas Rock 25 Bello Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Cello by Udo Lindenberg (1973) Ohwie St. Andgas (Celli into flutes like swords into ploughshares) In the living room of an actually nice family the nativity scene was always disturbed by a weird character: We all know that an ox and a donkey are part of the Christmas crib, that some shepherds may come in, and that The Three Kings finally join the club. But a dog? This was not a sheepdog, but a terribly over-scaled monster put into the hut by somebody, close to the crib. One member of the family hated that mutt and this song is his revenge: It tells the story of this dog from the perspective of Jesus. 10 26 Christkind stand mir gegenüber Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Wunder gibt es immer wieder by Katja Ebstein (Christian Bruhn, 1970) Ohwie St. Andgas St. Andgas (Power-Schlager) This is what nobody expected: One day the Christ Child is indeed in front of our door - and is completely tanked up, yes, rat-arsed. This is due to a mistake when planning its trip: It just arrived on the wrong day in the wrong town. A lovely, short story with nasty details. 27 Ihr Kinderlein kommet Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Wie reizend, wie wonnig (Johann A. P. Schulz, ca. 1794) Ihr Kinderlein kommet (Christoph von Schmid, 1798) St. Andgas (Hardrock) An almighty piece of bourgeois Christmas arts in five acts. 1. Prelude in F major: Flute solo for two recorders, played by Virgin Mary in the world unique bi-nostril technique. 2. Interlude in B major: Scary guitar riff, taken over by a gigantic Tutti in Presto con brio. 3. Main part in B major: This is the well-known Christmas song Ihr Kinderlein kommet, i.e. has its lyrics and its melody. It is just that the interpretation (tempo, dynamic) is a bit different. A lot different. 4. Exzessivum modulato: Guitar and saxophone soli for the hearing impaired with several life-threatening key modulations. 5. Finale: Ad libitum with aspiration depending on the day’s form. 28 Für Nordic Walking ist’s im Winter doch zu kalt Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Winter Wonderland (Felix Bernard, 1934) Ohwie St. Andgas (a cappella) It’s a common misery: The dinner has been too long and chairs have been too uncomfortable. Why not go out into the winter wonderland to do some walking with ski sticks? In St. Andgas the ski sticks end up in the fireplace and, because it rhymes on kalt (cold), it ends up with an Alt (beer) in a bar. 11 29 Süßer die Glocken nie klingen Music: Lyrics: (Friedrich Wilhelm Kritzinger, 1816-1890) Arrangement: Opus: Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo’ole (Harold Arlen, 1939) Süßer die Glocken nie klingen Israel Kamakawiwo’ole and St. Andgas (Ukulele-Fun) Lead vocals with one ukulele and three backing vocals. In the live version some interesting, spontaneous elements are added to the choir arrangement that can heal the harmony (reduced polyphony or unisono) or destroy (dissonance, cluster). None of the two is done willingly. Nothing has been put on paper and by design the song depends on the day’s form. 30 Last Christmas Music & Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Last Christmas by Wham (George Michael, 1984) St. Andgas (Warm-Pop) If you know this top hit just imagine it to be a bit faster, a bit more gay, with a Polka beat and a saxophone theme from the circus. If this goes beyond your imagination we are afraid you have to come and hear it live. 31 Kling Glöckchen klingelingeling Music & Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Kling Glöckchen (traditional Christmas song, unknown author) St. Andgas (Reggae / Stoned Rock) The most laid back of all Christmas songs has been arranged according to its original characteristic. Yah, man. During the bridge part the Archdaniel hums the following words of wisdom, often accompanied by the audience: Hol’ma mal die Klingeglöckche, oh klingalinga. English speaking audience is kindly invited to sing: Bring a me a ringin’ bell, oh ring-a-ring-a. Gentle reminder: Please do no refrain from consuming cannabis close to the stage! 32 Alle Jahre wieder Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Epos: Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple (Blackmore - Gillan - Glover - Lord - Paice, 1972) Alle Jahre wieder (Wilhelm Hey, 1837) Deep Purple & St. Andgas (Rock) Both the lyrics of the Christmas song Alle Jahre wieder and the Deep Purple melody are well known. What was not known before St. Andgas is how well the two fit together. Listen and sing along! 12 33 Tochter Zion (See, the conqu’ring hero comes) Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Opus: Mustang Sally by Mack (Bonnie) Rice, Wilson Pickett et al. (Mack Rice, 1965) Tochter Zion (F. H. Ranke or J. J. Eschenburg, 18th/19th c.) Refrain: Chris the Saviour St. Andgas (Blues’n Roll) When the lyrics of Tochter Zion were authored (18th or 19th century) the melody (by Georg Friedrich Händel in 1747) was already an oldie. Händel’s melody is a highlight of sacred music. Despite of that experts assume that, if Bonnie Rice had been born a bit earlier, his melody would have been taken for Tochter Zion. And as the original lyrics did not have a chorus yet, a two liner was added for the St. Andgas version: Alles was Du willst ist kommen, Tochter Zion [Und jetzt der Engel Chor:] Freu! Zion, freu! 34 Früher war mehr Lametta Music: Lyrics: Arrangement: Zum Werk: Tom Traubert’s Blues, aka Waltzing Matilda (Tom Waits, 1976) Refrain from Weihnachten bei Hoppenstedts by Vicco von Bülow (Loriot) Verses by Ohwie & The Three Kings St. Andgas (Bass Vocals Blues) The refrain is an homage to Loriot (*12.11.1923, †22.08.2011). Nobody has ever inspired the St. Andgas authors more than he did. It goes well with Loriot’s sense of humor that the song dedicated to him deals with snivelling childhood memories, complaints about the modern world and a scene of suicide by a burning Christmas tree. Such moaning fits well into a melancholic Tom Waits melody, hummed to some surrounding elevator jazz. In analogy to what Loriot said about crime-fiction authors: In St. Andgas the evil is in good hands. 13 St. Andgas says “Thank You” Many thanks to all who help making the concerts a success: Thank you for heating the rehearsal room (phew!), for booking us, for the great sound, for the drinks and for the ash trays. And most of all we thank all those who come back every year to party with us at the concerts. 14