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Prison arithmetic
Puppy Feet Jones has 3 cartons of rollies. He smokes 3 packs
and trades 5 packs for a sack of wham whams. A guard
threatens to take the wham whams unless there’s a bribe of
rollies. Puppy Feet obliges, and offers the guard the standard
rollie bribe. Then Puppy Feet inadvertently insults the
Puff Puff gang and must squash the beef with an offering
of rollies. How many packs of rollies will Puppy Feet Jones
have when he settles the debt with the Puff Puff gang?
Don’t Get Shanked in the Shower Fun Maze
Start
Here
Which does not belong?
Pretend
you’re hiding
somewhere on
this page and
have a friend
find you.
Find 10 differences in the pictures below.
Answers on page XX.
Find the spelling error
Polícia em Casper Wyoming recentemente encarcerado uma galinha
vermelha pela exploração de uma fazenda de gado, 500 hectares com o tipo
errado de corda para a disputa. A polícia diz que a galenha tinha planos
de expandir o rancho dos investidores, mas desistiu depois de descobrir
sobre a coisa toda corda. Um residente Casper local tinha a dizer sobre o
falhanço “galinha que ol dang ‘sabia que ele estava errado desde o início.
Ele não quis ouvir ninguém. Uma vez eu disse a ele sobre algumas de
Bolonha, que estava à venda, mas ele seguiu em frente e comprou salame .“
Word Search
Bologna
Chow
Conjugal
Crying
Folsom
Hooch
Ink
Lifer
Lockdown
Shakedown
Snitch
The Man
The Yard
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Prison Mad Lib
a fun game to play with your cellie
Today they sent me to the hole. On the way, I saw a a djective prisoner verb in his cell.
adjective
verb
He verb past tense adverb from his bunk to the bars and whispered “Got any adjective
verb past tense
adverb
adjective
noun plural”? I pulled some noun plural out of my pocket and passed them through
noun plural
noun plural
the bars to him and noticed a gigantic adjective noun towering above his head.
adjective
noun
Seeing that above his head made me feel adjective. I asked the correctional officer if
adjective
I could verb
verb
before I went to the hole. “No problem” he said with a adjective laugh.
adjective
Afterwards I had to ve rb adverb to avoid being shanked by the Cashmere Slipper
verb
adverb
gang. When I finally got to the hole I verb past the warden for a adjective day in the clink.
verb past tense
adjective
Design your own prison tattoos
Draw a piece of tape in the box below
Connect the dots to find out which
cell block eats the most bologna.
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Games to play in the yard
Slaps
Four Square
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3
The Quiet Game
Salmon Toss
Write about your trip to the pumpkin patch.
Keeping cold-hearted killers warm since 1992